***Mature Content***

Ciserable Munts

I need whiskey to survive

So much for friendship

Insert black forest gateaux

into a vein in the toe and sit back

You’re so slow and pernickety

Unlike electricity, you care

you care, you care

Back from the edge of oblivion

Dads taking you on the pillion

to the evening show

sitting in the front row

Listening to the compare

Deciding not to listen

Deciding not to listen Oh

You like the… interval!

Dads so cool, He’s no fool

Taking me to the pavilion

He’s so great to masturbate

In the pavilion

Oh it’s getting old

like yellow newspaper

You’re so CRAP!




Published by Andrew Mark Watkins

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