humour – Read Write Execute Delete

Wacky Ass Wacky Ass Worf Zen Buddha Chinese Markets Chinese Markets There was a day when the sun was shining I sat down next to a tree and the branch held a fruit so I picked and ate it (those were the days of the low hanging fruit) picked and ate it Wacky Ass WackyContinue reading “JR Ewwwwwwing And I have Drunk No Beer”

Snake Cat Wants Human Food!

Haiku #52

Out Of Order said sign Pity, a transaction fail I’ll do it myself

Paranoid

Is the internet making us selfish? Like the high street of old are there places where the Weirdos went but where no respectable person would be seen? Is it the internet’s fault? And wasn’t the internet supposed to be the place where you can go and be whoever you want? I am a non-earner in terms ofContinue reading “Paranoid”

Asshole

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Joke

What did the vagina say to the penis? Do you come here often? OK! You have heard it before…I know.. (grins)

Intergalactic Tomato Ride

It’s like a map, he said sitting at the corner of the bed knife in hand, blood dripping from veins Mean while on the supergalactic tomato Boneface makes an appearance to bow ‘Hello, I am boneface. Here is faceless and mok and tew and finally boredom who will know you by now’ Hello and welcomeContinue reading “Intergalactic Tomato Ride”