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Devil, Get Back Down!
JR Ewwwwwwing And I have Drunk No Beer
Wacky Ass Wacky Ass Worf Zen Buddha Chinese Markets Chinese Markets There was a day when the sun was shining I sat down next to a tree and the branch held a fruit so I picked and ate it (those were the days of the low hanging fruit) picked and ate it Wacky Ass WackyContinue reading “JR Ewwwwwwing And I have Drunk No Beer”
Snake Cat Wants Human Food!
Haiku #52
Out Of Order said sign Pity, a transaction fail I’ll do it myself
Paranoid
Is the internet making us selfish? Like the high street of old are there places where the Weirdos went but where no respectable person would be seen? Is it the internet’s fault? And wasn’t the internet supposed to be the place where you can go and be whoever you want? I am a non-earner in terms ofContinue reading “Paranoid”
Asshole
Created by Andrew Watkins in Paint. Copyright Andrew Watkins 2017©©
Joke
What did the vagina say to the penis? Do you come here often? OK! You have heard it before…I know.. (grins)
Intergalactic Tomato Ride
It’s like a map, he said sitting at the corner of the bed knife in hand, blood dripping from veins Mean while on the supergalactic tomato Boneface makes an appearance to bow ‘Hello, I am boneface. Here is faceless and mok and tew and finally boredom who will know you by now’ Hello and welcomeContinue reading “Intergalactic Tomato Ride”
True Love
‘No darling. There is no other one,’ said the iguana to the tree.
I'm bilaterally deaf, schizophrenic, autistic, talented individual. I can see you thinking...What was his day job? Well, I am a qualified systems engineer and i worked in computers. To be honest I can't remember what I wrote in my bio which I deleted. I write I draw, It is my goal in life to be anything but facsimilia. I believe life is duodecimal, you live you die, dark. Some call this depression and indeed I am a depressive schizophrenic. To be something is a great thing-some call it drosophilae syndrome(to be studied), a term I coined myself. As I appreciate in words as I get older sometimes it helps to remember what it was like being a child with drosophilae syndrome where the other is to be seen. This is why I draw and write. 