Nitrogen Girl Hi-
ding in my Pantry Show me
where is real’ty
The wet flanged cloth
Girl wanted to tear it up
Amid cool ice cream
Meet Biology Girl!
Writing for kicks.The wind was blowing leaves down the road and I was walking in the same direction with less hurry about my shuffling gait. I saw her coming out of the Tesco Express with a pushchair. I ran up to greet her but in those twenty feet something happened. She grew taller and her mouth became a bear’s mouth. And her red jacket was torn as her hairy arms extended down towards the buggy. She looked at me approaching with cold black eyes and I was not a little reminded of the eyes of a shark. Bear or shark she was only five feet away from me approaching at speed when it happened. Lava began spewing out of ground red and very very hot. My shoes were melting beneath me. The paving slab began to slope and I looked at her. She was hovering some fifteen feet above ground the rotocopter holding her while she in turn held the push buggy. As I fell to my knees on the paving slab now almost tilted to 45 degrees slowly sliding into the lava a giant Eagle came down and plucked me from the paving slab at the last second. We both hovered there the girl and the rotocopter and me and the eagle.
‘Hi!’ said I trying to wave but being restricted by the eagle clamping me at the shoulder with its giant claws.
‘That was close,’ said the girl waving at someone in the rotocopter.
‘Yeah, close!’ I said laughing I looked at the Eagle but he was not laughing – His beak the paragon of all seriousness.
‘So what now?’ asked the girl?
‘Well I don’t know,’, ‘I was thinking, well, like you know you might want to come back to mine. Bring the baby if you like,’ I added in what I thought was a generous manner. I glanced at the Eagle who I could swear was grinning to himself.
‘Sorry no can do. I got to get Chiral ready for dinner and Karate. Maybe next time though. Here take my number,’ she said holding out a piece of paper. It was too far for me to reach and it fell down. The Eagle spotted this and suddenly we were flying down towards the boiling lava where he grabbed the piece of paper in his beak before it was consumed by flame.
‘Cheers Eagle!’ I said, thumbs up to the girl. ‘Thanks,’ I shouted above the groaning lava below.
‘See ya!’ said the girl who was now back to fully human form.
‘OK I’ll call you’ Thanks!’ I said. The rotocopter was heading up over the hill where hopefully there was no lava. I looked up at the eagle who just seemed preoccupied by flying I was scared to interrupt him lest he drop me. I remembered the girl and the piece of paper in his beak and spluttered the word ‘home’ as loud as I could muster. The Eagle gaze seemed to briefly meet my eye and then we turned southwards towards Home. I recalled was where I was with the girl when we played that excellent game Exodus and Endgame on PC. She had won that one but now I had her number.
‘Home Eagle, Home’ I shouted ‘homeward bound!’
We soared above the trees and the conflagration faded into the distance as we neared Steady Farm where I am my parents lived. It was untouched by the flames. Great! I had been victorious.
What shall I have for breakfast?
A look in the mirror and a little self-hate?
No, you can’t mate, no.
You’re your own best mate.
And if you hate you then nobody here will love you.
It’s enough to make you cry.
Why has it to be like this?
My lips ready for a kiss, that will never come
From me to me, memories of you
soft cheeks and a nice smile and body
enough to get me all protective
when we weren’t even under attack
I stood up saying ‘I’ll hit you back’
Oh, happy memories mirror
Why am I so sad?
I am not that bad, quite a catch
nice family and like a bath
Could be worst, Could be Fred Durst!
And fat and hairy. oh that’s me, No Offence
I was just rhyming and killing time.
Waiting for homely girl to come to my door
and ask me ‘what you been waiting for’?
I never knew you were here Else I’d have been
here earlier. Oh! I see you have a mirror.
Shall we have a conversation?
Yes, please.Homely girl.
Shot in the heart
Papers wonder why!
Girl pleads heartfelt apology
The papers reply
He was ‘Shot in the Heart’
Waring wolf pack hunts killer
‘Never did it’ says girl
Alpha male recovers in hospital
Girl and boy meet over comics
the story ends
walking into the horizon.