Haiku #772

If all is forlorn,

And lost; they’ll wipe out the world

And leave you to rot

Haiku #771

Everywhere, nowhere
Universal acceptance
The kludge that fits best

Haiku #770

Mom is amazing!
Take a handful of chicken
Make a damn banquet!

Haiku #690

Could you get me a
prawn pussy omelette asshole
to take away please

Haiku #689

Music is custom-
er service in a differ-
ent way. Go figure

haiku #688

Someone’s in the room

And that someone is with me

Can it be true love?

haiku #687

I don’t want to say

I don’t want to say again

How I have left you

Haiku #686

In line with the deal
It does behoove me to shout
hate at the haters

haiku #685

…and I realise
I’m retro for the future
What clothes should I wear?

Haiku #684

In innocence point
to the lack of controls that
try to prevent crime