Order in the genus! Order in the genus! Sitting in the kitchen with my dad and my mum talking about the size of my bum I said my chin is fat grey and hairy and my dad said son to be proud of you it would take fifteen green bags of that to take toContinue reading “Mowgli OUT!”
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Paranoid
Is the internet making us selfish? Like the high street of old are there places where the Weirdos went but where no respectable person would be seen? Is it the internet’s fault? And wasn’t the internet supposed to be the place where you can go and be whoever you want? I am a non-earner in terms ofContinue reading “Paranoid”
Mad Munc – Todays Thoughts
Edward… Ring any bells? The nineties… blag prosody. Smooth skin rancorous streets, Single bed You know it best. 2016 student of the avant-garde life award for best trousers Pass it off as your own Advertising will never notice Too wound up in itself to care about me dancing in the street. Yeah. I danceContinue reading “Mad Munc – Todays Thoughts”
Heat
Wave if you’re boiling hot! It’s hot here at Vod Towers and I’ve got the fan turned up to three! (It doesn’t go any higher) I think that we are (the royal WE) in the middle of a HEAT WAVE! It’s so hot I have taken half of my clothes off and I am sittingContinue reading “Heat”
Green
Is believing what they say and taking it to work the next day green? Break it down. What do you know? Is it truthful, fast or slow? Did you go there or did a friend? Drive you round the bend? Well, that’s all for now kids and adults alike. Green? Wind farms coming in the HillsContinue reading “Green”
Illiterate Musings
Hi! And welcome to my fairy soap flakes blog! Here is a picture! Listening to the Boss who is ‘Taking Care of Our Own’ and can’t help but be soothed and uplifted by the mellow rock rhythms coming from my 2.1 Speakers and Woofer. It’s like a little bit of America has touched down inContinue reading “Illiterate Musings”
Alma Step-Mater and Pater
Sorry about the confusing title to this blog. Read on and all if not all then something will be revealed. ‘Twas a strange day with things attached to a certain significance that only could be. I saw the member of the upper-class before I got home. He was carrying an umbrella and swaggering it likeContinue reading “Alma Step-Mater and Pater”
On The Phone With a Bone Shaped Cone
It’s past six and I feel like I have achieved nothing today. OK. I did write something earlier but it wasn’t great and I did steal images from google to illustrate it with. So the Angel on my shoulder says. The devil on the other shoulder is not there – he’s probably on holiday in theContinue reading “On The Phone With a Bone Shaped Cone”
Prologue
It’s interesting that when something good has happened that you still go searching for something interesting to say when you could quite easily say. THIS HAPPENED. without shouting of course. So it is now tomorrow and I am still awake sitting at my computer basking in the glow of a day well spent. I DIDContinue reading “Prologue”
Back flip In Slush
My heart has been yawning for an eternity. Yawn Yawn, Yawn. Then today it got haunted and did a backflip all within the space of two hours. This is an occasion worth writing about. Normally my heart is just ticking away like some indispensable but thoroughly boring part of my anatomy and without wanting toContinue reading “Back flip In Slush”
I'm bilaterally deaf, schizophrenic, autistic, talented individual. I can see you thinking...What was his day job? Well, I am a qualified systems engineer and i worked in computers. To be honest I can't remember what I wrote in my bio which I deleted. I write I draw, It is my goal in life to be anything but facsimilia. I believe life is duodecimal, you live you die, dark. Some call this depression and indeed I am a depressive schizophrenic. To be something is a great thing-some call it drosophilae syndrome(to be studied), a term I coined myself. As I appreciate in words as I get older sometimes it helps to remember what it was like being a child with drosophilae syndrome where the other is to be seen. This is why I draw and write. 