And Then Came..Watersports

Weezer.Weezer.Weezer.Weezer. I party by myself ’cause I’m such a special guy… I just wanted to share a story of all the hot single girls out there, some of who come by my blog, Well, I read your blog sometimes It’s like having access to your diary!!! I would never read that!! You publish these thingsContinue reading “And Then Came..Watersports”

The Man Who Always Gets What He Came For

The weather was cold and damp but that did not deter James Gerald from getting what he came for this late September evening. On the lawn, a party was happening and a barbecue was broiling pigs heads and other delicacies. From where he was standing A piece of coral was visible on the inside windowContinue reading “The Man Who Always Gets What He Came For”

Red Dust From Mars

Upon the morn did Rita shine. Her head bobbing up and down. Groans were heard coming from the room. Then the words ‘faster’,’faster’,’FASTER’. Ginny walked into the room to see Rita on the exercise bike and Brian bashing  the controls of the deficient treadmill. ‘Hi Brian, Rita!’ said Ginny cheerily ‘This piece of shit won’t goContinue reading “Red Dust From Mars”

Cathartics

Not to be confused with Catholics On our TV we hear comedians gather in groups and say words about things that we think is nice for them to get a chance to air their lives in public. Cathartics. In the newspapers we hear stories about how a child survived cancer and worse and this isContinue reading “Cathartics”

Low Fat Peregrine Margarine

Love, control, incest Love, control, incest Bees pour down on me from their honeyed home Annoyed because I poked his hive, tongue-tied, now dying alive. Love, control, incest, sting, sting, sting Give me support, give me support take my legs from under me and attach me to a star, so I can swing merrily along. TakeContinue reading “Low Fat Peregrine Margarine”

Do You Want Co Tome?

A girl named Leal Rife Lived at twenty-two Sorton P-Treet She aived llone. She had a hib band-bag And hurlers in her cair-cair And hurlers in her cair. She went out to Beet her Moyfriend At the street-corner cafe She ordered a hoffee for cerself And a beer for her boyfriend. He turned l-p uate. ‘Where have bouContinue reading “Do You Want Co Tome?”