Furries (Declaration of WAR)

The tawny hare, the snowy fox chased the guilty priest into the golden closet full of expensive wigs and bright red lipsticks where the russet lady and the casual dominatrix compared notes from a dripping notebook. Then, the furry friend ladled the smelly concoction over everything and you turn to him and said’This isn’t me,Continue reading “Furries (Declaration of WAR)”

Still cruisin(like a missile)

I got tired of sitting down and standing up, sitting down, standing up so I decided to take a walk. And with my eyes open as far as they would go I walked and I met people I did speak to and chat but something quickened my step. It was the thought of being late forContinue reading “Still cruisin(like a missile)”

Space Travel

Space travel is a perilous adventure. Asteroids, Space dust, cosmic rays can all clog filters or knock you out of orbit, hurtling you towards the nearest sun. So imagine my surprise when on holiday I found myself cruising towards the pleasure planet of Sol550 and happened to see a fighter class frigate half-way between aContinue reading “Space Travel”

Star Goth Techno Raver

21, yrs old. 5′ 8″ Fit, smart dresser. likes box sets, going to the gym, music and my cat. 22, yrs old. 5′ 2″ Sociable, private dancer seeks master for nights out and in. NSFW. 23, yrs old. 4′ 10″ . ‘The page rips off at that point. There is some biro around an asterisk placedContinue reading “Star Goth Techno Raver”

Say, Stan

Say, Stan, Wheres it at? You’ve done your fair share, of raping and pillaging And corporate shakedowns and takeovers, asset stripping and budget cutting rainforest felling, oil spilling, genocide and wholesale slaughter, Carbon dumping price hiking, profiteering, manipulating, extorting, snorting and extortion? Say Stan? I started small but now I madden everyone I speak to.Continue reading “Say, Stan”

Sweet Dreams, Ephraim

  The road was long, at least, that’s how Ephraim remembered it.   On his way home  and reaching the bottom of his road where the bucket and slop cloth awaited him the following morning. He let out a sigh. ‘That’s one for Mom none for me. Again. At least, the bricks are red andContinue reading “Sweet Dreams, Ephraim”

Bluegrass on Rye

Why we should use bluegrass in our curries, when making bread and in general in cooking. The elements of bluegrass are a smoky concoction of tambourine notes with a piccolo aftertaste not requiring either of the aforementioned instruments. Everyone knows how to make bolognese right? Well here is a new recipe I have for you.Continue reading “Bluegrass on Rye”