Derp Lyrics

Derp, Derp,Derp ,Derp, Derp, Derp ,Derp, Derp (like a bassline) I am a Derp, Yeeahhggh! She does to me Yo! Derp is the reason and the problem Derp helps me out and washes my balls for me. AAAAAuughh! Derp is the reason and the problem. She carries my sack and AAAAgghhnhhh! AAAAgggghhhhh! AAAggghhh! AAAAggghhhh! Derp

Like My Bike

Swoosh, Swoosh To My Ready Room Stat Make It So Interesting Illogical Impulse Speed Commander

Swoosh. The door closes behind him. Madrake is now in the ready room with Commander Green. ‘…see the counsellor.’ Mandrake stuck out his bottom lip and gazed at his shoes. ‘Will you see the counsellor, Mandrake? Make It So’ A Pause. ‘ Interesting. Dunno’ Another pause. Then gently, coaxingly ‘Will you talk to the counsellor