Kawaii Chips

Did I want you? What the hell else am I doing here?
tum-te-tum-te-hee!
Are you going to tease me now?
Only if you want me to…
I don’t so…
Sing hosanna, sing hosanna, sing hosanna to the King of Kings
Try not to break into Christian Song every time we go like this
But I Liiike Christian Song!
I know.
There was a merry gentleman… No..
God Rest You Merry Gentleman! Let nothing you dismay
For Jesus Christ, our Saviour was born on Christmas Day!
Let’s get cheesy chips!

Yay!
Onward Christian soldiers marching as to war, with the cross of Jesus going on before. There was a merry gentleman let nothing new dismay…
…………………….BREAK FOR FOOD………………………
Are you alright?
Ho hum. I suppose.I got to go home now
the train
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh! yep
Are you coming next week?
I’ll phone you OK?
OK 
Kiss kiss
bye
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!

Bang! (Where Beavis and Butthead Meets Autism and Punk)

Scared of noises? Youu’ll be ready for all weather with new Rubber Goretex Massif Wellington Boots with white rubber silent soles. For the cautious Eco-Activist. Gather you test tubes and get ready…

Meanwhile…Its Tuesday, not an ordinary day, not an amazing one. Tuesday. T-T-T-T-T-T-Tuesday. T-uuuuuuuuus-dddddday

Its Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuuuuuuueeeeeeesssdddaaaayyyy!!!

Where are you? On the Bus? At Home? Got wifi? GPRS? cool.

Got tablet, phone?

Got AIDS?

condom?

money, wallet, credit cards?

Diners (International) Card?

WINK?

Ready for your night  out?

What’s it gonna be?

 

Pizza? Anyone? Pizza?

pizza.With barbeque sauce.

Sorted. Yeaaah!

I don’t know what to write about tonight as you may have noticed I have nothing serious  in mind except Autism and punk. These are TWO Internationally known words but I don’t actually know much about either of them except the basics.

Rude.

Single Minded

.Above average intelligence.

Likes The Big Bang Theory..

I Don’t Know much really!

Watched episode 5 of the Harry Potter Series today. Isn’t it grown up? Wine anyone?

Ate dessert (twice) and shellfish and ham sandwiches. Ed. This blog is going seriously downhill fast.

What we need is a feature(ette)!

Can-Can ladies

Peter Griffins Wife

Meg Griffin

The fat boy (the rude baby)

The talking dog (the rude baby)

The Quahog News presenter AND (the rude baby)

Southpark meets Two and  Half Men in Quahog.

HA! (Ruby Wax) HA!

Robin Williams. He’s dead isn’t he? Yep! (applause)

Goooooood Morrrrrrning ViETnaaaam!

RIP Robin Williams.

(rude baby) Wouldn’t it be funny if Robin Williams got killed by environmental activists. I mean the irony. It would be ssweet, wouldn’t it be. SWEET. S-W-E-E-T!.

(talking BRIAN dog) He’s dead

(rude baby) Oh!

(kyle JewishSurname) Isn’t it funny that when..

(Cartman) SHUUUUUUUUUUT UP!

(Kyle Jewish surnname) Wha…

Cartman – Shut up you Jewish spunk fountain. Our listeners want more. more culture , more refinement. more…

Kyle JewishSurname – Shut up Cartman. Has your mom been telling you stories again?

Kenny- mmmm, mmmm,mmmm!

Tell me if I’m doing fine. Tell me. Telepathically – Over the Interweb thingy! OMMMM

I thought I was autistic…Turns out I was just lonely.

(AND A VERY NAUGHTY BOY)

And a very naughty boy.

And punk…

Wha?

and punk!!

punk?

Yea punk?

Well you know I got my moves and my grooves on…

thats not punk that’s R&B.

0_0

0x0

:~)

TXT SPK IS BRNG

Bring?

And Buy?

 

BORING?

Sorry.

Well thats ten minutes reading (writing) How long will this take to read?

30 seconds, a minute. Well Worth It, (the cost of ADMISSION)

It’s free. ITS FREEE!! ItS TUESDAY!!!!!!!!! HURAHHHHH!

Some of my best friends are autistic?

Was that a question?

Was what a question?

This happens?

Wha?

When you put a question mark?

after everything?

um.

Well Nobody is going to like this sketch unless you drop your negative stereotypical views and begin reflecting the aspirations, cogent realities and values of your target audience!

Whats that?

Wha?

Your target audience.

 

What’s a cogniting reality then?

Cogent. C-O-G-E-N-T.. It means clear, logical and convincing.

Not like reality then?

wha?

Wha?

wah?

Since when has reality been clear, logical and convincing?

Like when you got your drivers license?

Was that a question?

was what a question?

Like when you got your driving license?

No?

LIKE WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE. THAT WAS CLEAR LOGICAL AND CONVINCING?

yes I suppose?

Well let’s do a sketch about that.

What about autism?

What about punk?

(Kenny)mmm,mmm,mmm

Collected SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY CAST – Shut UP Kenny!

We need paper…

And a pen…

Why? To write it down…

Wha?

Our plan for a sketch show..

Oh Yeah…Cool.

And then when we’ve got it. Yeah

Yeah?

We’ll post it to the BBC and ITV and Channel 4

Yeah. And Well have our own sketch show. yeah.

Called MASHITUP! Yeah!

MASHITUP, YEAH! COOL!

to be continued…