What’s television?
A box that sits in the room
telling tales of gloom
What’s television?
A box that sits in the room
telling tales of gloom
The mouth of a hot cave blows
hot air from its belly into the stark
Room. Ice breath roars at the picture
Window. Tears flow. Eyes mist as I
Nuzzle down the carpet with my elbows.
Singing. Singing my tune. With red felt pen into the paper room, I sing of the sky and of the moon and of daybreak glow as the fire-breathing gloom gets into my room.
Wet tears, cold glass, white snow, fire in my room. I am to be shot for being covered in snot and glue. Taken outside. Taken from my room.
Seasons come and seasons glow orange and blue. songs come and blow. I am not me in my room so I go below where people bellow only to be told go to your room
I do what I am told. And plan my revenge. And like a loon, I howl at the moon until I am caught red-handed punished banished to my room.
Then it is time to go to another’s tune and in flew a bird to my room. A singing robin redbreast I shall never forget that tune of sunlight and sunset and red fire crying shame and redemption before it flew away.
So now it is still the same with bellowing heat mushroom diet and dark light. With a red felt pen, I sing into the night heavenward along inside the river of light.
Said the labrador to the cat.
Said the cat in the hat.
said the hat to the mat.
Really I’m not hearing you right. This is my fucking home and screw you if you don’t know the difference asshole!
It’s like the Kama sutra.
Fucking bellhop.
The keys are in the door and the lock is engaged. Now excuse me, fuck off, I have got work to do.
OI’m lonely in my room
listening to the gloom
It’s all so interesting
to me
OI’m going into town
to see what’s going down
In the store and on the street
Someone to see
OI’m not meeting anyone
this way seems so lame
Everyone seems so tame
In town.
OI’m not hungry for your
Thai but I’d share a coke
Bet your wonderin’ why
I’m single.
OI’m not in work anymore
I’m on long terms sick
On accounts of my head
not tick
OI’m not from round here
either. Come in closer
let me show you a map
of my home.
OI’m a steady sort of guy
I like DVD’s and Music too
Like Nerf Herder and
Weezer.
OI’m doing nothing now
Do you want to come home
with me and chill
a
while?
That’d be cool