Things You’d Like To Say To Cold Callers

Go away you annoying parasite! You are the equivalent of a baboon’s brightly coloured arse announcing ‘Shit is on its way’ You are the shit in a chimpanzees¬†shit flinging fight. There is leaf and there is litter, there is shit and there is shittier. You win every time. Oh! shit is the ¬†grease that runsContinue reading “Things You’d Like To Say To Cold Callers”

Walking on Eggshells

Egg shells crumble underfoot as the behemoth stamps his authority on the surrounding land and countryside. Does the behemoth have a name? Of course it is Brexit which sounds like breakfast cereal idea snack bar morning boost rocket which is light on the pocket but high in calories and saturated fats. If you ask me.Continue reading “Walking on Eggshells”

Metaphor Riot-A Poets Wish

I am on a road my life is following this road into stormy weather of hurricanes white out blizzards of comets striking the earth and sending up huge clouds of metaphorical dust So I am blinded I cannot see unless something is close to me, like metaphor is now and has been before the tearsContinue reading “Metaphor Riot-A Poets Wish”