ChamelNEON Blue
If you ever are passing the pet shop on Coventry Road have a look in!
Inside you will find creatures of the most amazing kind
Ones that sit and stare and others that want to eat you
And then there is the big bright McCaw to talk to
and say you have seen all this stuff before anyway.
But there is one attraction that will leave you breathless and want more
Its green and gold and blue and yellow! Not to mention red and Bright orange then NEON blue.
It’s the ChamelNEON, very rare from Peru!
It’s so bright that you can save on the leccy
and watching it change colours is better than the telly.
You can even take it on holiday! Just take a passport sized photo.
Yours for only £159.99 but you need a tank too.
And It won’t fit in the loo and you need heating too.
But it’s worth it just to see it shine and glow in all your guests faces boat races.
Lets face it, It’s unique. And therefore…well that’s up to you… but clean for you it won’t do!
So if you are going round there anytime soon then take a friend and share and even take a photo!
To commemorate the time you saw the ChamelNEON blue!
Inside you will find creatures of the most amazing kind
Ones that sit and stare and others that want to eat you
And then there is the big bright McCaw to talk to
and say you have seen all this stuff before anyway.
But there is one attraction that will leave you breathless and want more
Its green and gold and blue and yellow! Not to mention red and Bright orange then NEON blue.
It’s the ChamelNEON, very rare from Peru!
It’s so bright that you can save on the leccy
and watching it change colours is better than the telly.
You can even take it on holiday! Just take a passport sized photo.
Yours for only £159.99 but you need a tank too.
And It won’t fit in the loo and you need heating too.
But it’s worth it just to see it shine and glow in all your guests faces boat races.
Lets face it, It’s unique. And therefore…well that’s up to you… but clean for you it won’t do!
So if you are going round there anytime soon then take a friend and share and even take a photo!
To commemorate the time you saw the ChamelNEON blue!
Poem by Andrew Watkins. Do not copy or use without permission.
