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Haiku #539

Life is a cruel joke Some folk always  get their way In your way mainly.

Posted byAndrew Mark WatkinsAugust 1, 2018Posted inUncategorizedTags:Haiku, joke, poemLeave a comment on Haiku #539

haiku #354

So you’re playing God You’re not worth hair on his head hair hair you’re a joke

Posted byAndrew Mark WatkinsFebruary 1, 2018February 1, 2018Posted inUncategorizedTags:God, Haiku, har har, jokeLeave a comment on haiku #354

Joke

What did the vagina say to the penis? Do you come here often?   OK! You have heard it before…I know.. (grins)

Posted byAndrew Mark WatkinsApril 20, 2017Posted inUncategorizedTags:adult, humour, jokeLeave a comment on Joke

Ghost Hill

There is a hill not far away and upon it are the remnants of people’s lives. Every night upon the strike of ten million stop what they are doing and go to bed. The hill has claimed ten thousand lives and half-lives in the forms of ghost only survive. It has been said that toContinue reading “Ghost Hill”

Posted byAndrew Mark WatkinsNovember 6, 2016Posted inUncategorizedTags:fart, ghost, joke, poemLeave a comment on Ghost Hill

Why Is Love?

Why is love a forklift truck? Because it lifts you up and puts you down.

Posted byAndrew Mark WatkinsOctober 16, 2016Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, joke, loveLeave a comment on Why Is Love?

No More

No More Heroes And Back Again A Human Tale By A.B.Normal Buy It In Shops NOW!

Posted byAndrew Mark WatkinsApril 30, 2016April 30, 2016Posted inUncategorizedTags:Book, joke, NoticeLeave a comment on No More

T-Shirt

I gave up financial security for creative control and all I got was this t-shirt.

Posted byAndrew Mark WatkinsApril 30, 2016April 30, 2016Posted inUncategorizedTags:gag, joke, t-shirtLeave a comment on T-Shirt

Fallen Over Christmas Tree

Posted byAndrew Mark WatkinsApril 6, 2015April 6, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Abstract, abstract art, christmas tree, joke, pastel artLeave a comment on Fallen Over Christmas Tree

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