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What Happened to Homer?
Asshole
Created by Andrew Watkins in Paint. Copyright Andrew Watkins 2017©©
Every Breatholution…
Breatholution noun 1. The distance a second-hand travels in the time it takes to take one breath. 2. A violent uprising that is over before anyone has time to breathe. 3. A complete change in events as signalled by a sharp intake of breath. 4. Feel free to add your own definitions. After all, ItContinue reading “Every Breatholution…”
Charrot or Picken or Monster?
Which one do you prefer?Copyright Andrew M Watkins 2016©
Crocodile Tears
I bet the Nazis cried when they lost the Third Reich… I bet the Boston Strangler cried when they took away his rope. I bet Peter Sutcliffe cried when they reminded him of what he’d done. Tony Blair Shed a Tear For Iraq, George Bush too… Would it be so funnyContinue reading “Crocodile Tears”
Lifeline
i got on the bus but that wasn’t my destination. I was heading out of town to the hunting grounds. I had my rifle and 50 rounds of .22 ammunition. I was going rabbit hunting. It’s pretty good that you can still take live ammo onto public transport around here but that will probably changeContinue reading “Lifeline”
How to do an American Accent Without Trying
(Say-you) (Say-me) Say-my detached house Then Run For Cover….
Mark My Words
You won’t forget this Mark my Words… DONT YOU NEED A MAGIC MARKER FOR THAT???
I'm bilaterally deaf, schizophrenic, autistic, talented individual. I can see you thinking...What was his day job? Well, I am a qualified systems engineer and i worked in computers. To be honest I can't remember what I wrote in my bio which I deleted. I write I draw, It is my goal in life to be anything but facsimilia. I believe life is duodecimal, you live you die, dark. Some call this depression and indeed I am a depressive schizophrenic. To be something is a great thing-some call it drosophilae syndrome(to be studied), a term I coined myself. As I appreciate in words as I get older sometimes it helps to remember what it was like being a child with drosophilae syndrome where the other is to be seen. This is why I draw and write. 