Intergalactic Tomato Ride

monsters

It’s like a map, he said sitting at the corner of the bed
knife in hand, blood dripping from veins
Mean while on the supergalactic tomato
Boneface makes an appearance to bow
‘Hello, I am boneface. Here is faceless and mok and tew and finally boredom who will know you by now’
Hello and welcome to my room.
Well one of them anyway. I live in a mansion y’know.
but only the sky can see in clearly
through a little hole in a roof nor
I love God all the same.
But this tomato has pips to shoot the intergalactic lane!
And mass and gravity said mok and tew, respectively.
So here I go. Remove cloaking device. Engage Afterburners.
Countdown to tomato stew.
5…
4…
3…
2…1
GOooooooooooooooooooooo!
Poem b y Andrew Watkins. Image by Andrew Watkins. Created in Paint.
© 2017 Andrew Watkins

Blastin’ Away

I USED TO GO IN BLASTIN’
TILL I GOT MY HEAD CAVED IN
NOW I AM A LOT MORE MELLOW
An Armourers Tale
Today we will use the.22 Derringer which packs a lethal shot at close range
Hallo! My name is Tom and I am a close combat expert. You are here to look at poetry but no poetry can kill no matter what they say. Instead, choose a close quarters combat course in martial arts and weaponry.
They use sticks to hit you with
But that’s not where the pain comes from
It’s that your attacker was half your size and put you to the floor.
You could really use some self-defence classes and learn some basic throws.
When you need it nobody knows and ethics too you will speak and have to know the law as your shadow in society.
This day we will see that there is one course that was specially designed for artists. It is known as the Quick Draw or Dog Fight with words. It is a special course and is not written down but rather you sense the instructions from dusk through till dawn.
And the days are different from one day to the next with barely a repeat in them. And there are special circumstances every day with which to play your way with weapons verbally. This may include the agree, the nod pleasantly or the sticking two fingers up at thee!

Now I must go and sharpen my pencil. Have a look around but don’t touch any of the longer words until I get back infracastically.

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