Kawaii Chips

Did I want you? What the hell else am I doing here?
tum-te-tum-te-hee!
Are you going to tease me now?
Only if you want me to…
I don’t so…
Sing hosanna, sing hosanna, sing hosanna to the King of Kings
Try not to break into Christian Song every time we go like this
But I Liiike Christian Song!
I know.
There was a merry gentleman… No..
God Rest You Merry Gentleman! Let nothing you dismay
For Jesus Christ, our Saviour was born on Christmas Day!
Let’s get cheesy chips!

Yay!
Onward Christian soldiers marching as to war, with the cross of Jesus going on before. There was a merry gentleman let nothing new dismay…
…………………….BREAK FOR FOOD………………………
Are you alright?
Ho hum. I suppose.I got to go home now
the train
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh! yep
Are you coming next week?
I’ll phone you OK?
OK 
Kiss kiss
bye
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!
Ooooh never can say goodbye oooooooh baby never can say goodbye no no no no no no no noOOOH OOOh!

Kawai Iceberg

I live in Iceberg
I play my favourite songs
And put the heater on full
and blast away the chills.

I have a chimney and outside there is a green field
but no animals live nearby only abominable snowmen
who eat my friends the seals.

The sun is high in the sky lighting up the inside of my iceberg
but no heat penetrates the icy thickness
that like glasses make my life all blurred.

One day a fox came down the chimney and
we made a bed in front of the fire
and told each other stories
all the night.

Pork chops come by sea floated out on
the bellies of seals from my friends
a continent away in the mountains.

Now I write this I send my reply
All is well here, if a little cold
Chilly times! Please send more pork chops!
Please!