Hackers Suck!

Why don’t I feel comfortable in front of my computer?
Is it the breakdowns, the stress, or the fear of hackers?
Why don’t I care if this doesn’t suit ya?
Is it the work/life balance or the feeling called love or crackers?
If I could I would suit and boot ya!
All the way to Looney Tunes!!
What is this life if full of care we have no time to sit and stare?
What exposition would convince you that boring is stupid and life is short
What commonplace object? Would you care?
Isn’t design the answer to life’s problems?
Can this be found in an office chair?
So I implore you to see; the design is where I am meant to be!
I would have been pleased to meet you a petrol head
I would have told tails of poisonous women’s’ lips
I would have been less than Schizophrenic
But you had to have it your own way, computer
And this is why we can’t be friends.
So, it looks like I’ll have to work with my enemy, even if it drives me around the bends!

Asheaheawe Song

Asheaheawe is playing a game

Mended not broken, so not being so lame

Working towards when everyone can have the same

I am having a good day

Soon I will sit down and play

A game I have heard about for years

Headphones on and a dull roar

rises to a creshendo of yore

of my ambitions and tastes coming together

In a rise I need new hardware for, for

League of Legends

League of Legends

League of Legends


We could build a House

The Smashing Pumpkins. Darkly awesome!

I can recall hearing their dulcet tones while lying on the bed of deceit with my lover the harem master. As the night was making way for the deepest night, the drum-laden guitar heavy angst-ridden vocals struck a chord that remained there for many an hour or minute in waking hours. It goes something like this Apple, Biscuit, Yoghurt, Ave Adore, Television, Magazine, Siamese Dream etc. You hopefully get the picture if not try it for yourself. Simply find an idol or harem master and get into a past midnight session. Essential equipment required. Computer. Internet Connection, Minimum 2.1 speakers, refreshments and your set!