This Is Not Your Home

Said the labrador to the cat.

Said the cat in the hat.

said the hat to the mat.

Really I’m not hearing you right. This is my fucking home and screw you if you don’t know the difference asshole!

It’s like the Kama sutra.

Fucking bellhop.

The keys are in the door and the lock is engaged. Now excuse me, fuck off, I have got work to do.