The Man Who Always Gets What He Came For

The weather was cold and damp but that did not deter James Gerald from getting what he came for this late September evening. On the lawn, a party was happening and a barbecue was broiling pigs heads and other delicacies. From where he was standing A piece of coral was visible on the inside windowContinue reading “The Man Who Always Gets What He Came For”

Cathartics

Not to be confused with Catholics On our TV we hear comedians gather in groups and say words about things that we think is nice for them to get a chance to air their lives in public. Cathartics. In the newspapers we hear stories about how a child survived cancer and worse and this isContinue reading “Cathartics”

Deep, Rich, Creamy

The farmhouse leaking roof Lets in a small trickle that drips. A tin washing bowl collects the drips while Ben strips off his  clothes from the field. Toned muscles flex as he tugs at his boots. He falls over and lands with a thud on his backside. Laughing, he pulls off his socks and thenContinue reading “Deep, Rich, Creamy”

Do You Want Co Tome?

A girl named Leal Rife Lived at twenty-two Sorton P-Treet She aived llone. She had a hib band-bag And hurlers in her cair-cair And hurlers in her cair. She went out to Beet her Moyfriend At the street-corner cafe She ordered a hoffee for cerself And a beer for her boyfriend. He turned l-p uate. ‘Where have bouContinue reading “Do You Want Co Tome?”

Sucking,Slippery Sinking Sand

The Suspect snake slithered towards the slippery sinking sand where Sam struggled as the sand slithered over him In swathes and swathes it submerged him The snake suspected lunch was sliding away Sam saw the snake and shouted ‘over here snake! Over here’ The snake saw the shouting man and sniggered to himself ‘Sam isContinue reading “Sucking,Slippery Sinking Sand”

12 Hours to Go

12 Noon. I have 12 hours to live and in that time I need to fall in love to fulfill some ancient prophecy of the world about  condom wearing penguins taking over Ice Station Zebra and beginning a Green Carbon Free revolution. So I go hang out at a bar I know for an hour.Continue reading “12 Hours to Go”

The Making Of A Demon

The Making of a Demon A Short Story by Andrew Watkins AAAARRRHHHHGGGGHHHH! AARRGGHHHRRRHHRHRHRH! AARRRHHGGHHHHHHHHHHH! AAARRRRGHHHHHHHHH! AAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! Time for baby’s milk. AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! Time for baby’s lie down. AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! Time for baby’s play. AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH! Time for baby’s dinner. Repeat x(1000) TinyContinue reading “The Making Of A Demon”