JR Ewwwwwwing And I have Drunk No Beer

Wacky Ass Wacky Ass Worf Zen Buddha Chinese Markets Chinese Markets There was a day when the sun was shining I sat down next to a tree and the branch held a fruit so I picked and ate it (those were the days of the low hanging fruit) picked and ate it Wacky Ass WackyContinue reading “JR Ewwwwwwing And I have Drunk No Beer”

In My Room

OI’m lonely in my room listening to the gloom It’s all so interesting to me   OI’m going into town to see what’s going down In the store and on the street Someone to see   OI’m not meeting anyone this way seems so lame Everyone seems so tame In town.   OI’m not hungry forContinue reading “In My Room”

My Rice Crispy Valentine

You’re the grape juice in my wine the fruit upon my vine My Rice Crispy valentine. Of all the things there are you are completely all of them Please allow me to list them. The cackle in my cauldron The grease upon my wheels The stove I cook upon The meter I pay into The alleluia inContinue reading “My Rice Crispy Valentine”


Not to be confused with Catholics On our TV we hear comedians gather in groups and say words about things that we think is nice for them to get a chance to air their lives in public. Cathartics. In the newspapers we hear stories about how a child survived cancer and worse and this isContinue reading “Cathartics”

Low Fat Peregrine Margarine

Love, control, incest Love, control, incest Bees pour down on me from their honeyed home Annoyed because I poked his hive, tongue-tied, now dying alive. Love, control, incest, sting, sting, sting Give me support, give me support take my legs from under me and attach me to a star, so I can swing merrily along. TakeContinue reading “Low Fat Peregrine Margarine”


Stickers are all that’s left and they aren’t even real. I have turned inside out. Bits of me are all around me It’s an existential maze every day. But always my thoughts return to you.   Excremental /shitstorm /FUBAR Is this the life for me? Everyone watching me self-destructing (again) while I am in a hazeContinue reading “Perfect”