This is England!
Where the glass is half-full and the beer is warm
Where the cricket is crease worn and the diapers dry
You’ll never look into his eye again you miserable squirt
Until you’re face down in the dirt, mopping floors and doing dishes
the english way.
What a man said before he got into bed
suddenly everybody knows
whats in his head and the calculation he shows
must be wrong. I’ll never ever believe it!
Until the day it happens.
Their dangerous eyes prying
The terrorist cries ‘Alah Uh Akbar’
Before blowing himself up a balloon
to celebrate his daughters birthday
