OK, I have just started a company-Clusterfuck Credit Agency.
I am recruiting for the following positions:
CTO: Salary £250,000
MD: Salary £100,000
CFO: Salary 100, 000 plus Stock Options
7xIT Administrators Salary £5,000pw
Accountants Salary £45,000 x8
Cleaner: Stock options plus expenses
Please apply with real CV listing your achievements, social media profiles, address, age, name.
Our goal at CCA is to broaden participation in the wonderful world. Of Books. Our mission statement is to broaden participation in the wonderful world of books. Fuck the money!
Our headquarters are going to be located in the digital quarter to reflect our love of books.
Our mission statement is all you need!