Meephedz

They scurry and they creep – they meep.
They ask if I have seen their jeep.
They only come out of doors to check
they have enough meep juice in the tank to last.
Then they go back inside and brew – a meeping toxic stew
Toxic to even the meeping crew.

They holiday together and congregate in warm weather
under the weeping willow down by the meeping river.
Or the meeping place that once was a meeting place! as it shall now be known.

So, so done So, so done So, so done So, so done So, so done So, so done So, so done So, so done So, so done So, so done So, so done

Let it be known.
A meep may be grown
Ejaculated like a moan
Given space to leak that meeping juice freek but
Keep it out of the river
and store it in jars
Lest it get freakin’ LOOSE!

Beware, beware the meeping crew.
Don’t let them in.
Don’t answer that phone.
Lest they infect
those who are LEFT!

© 2017 Andrew Watkins

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