In with the big hitters, at last.
I can finally follow my dreams
to say goodbye to it all
and begin collecting roaches.
The look in your eyes
when I said goodbye
the look I know you got inside.
Together we can grow up and up
to the sky where we can collect roaches.
roaches are good, roaches are cool,
bring a jar and a big spoon!
Roaches are cool, roaches are clean
Barbeque the fat ones and eat with some cheese!
Roaches, roaches, roaches get a bad little rap
everyone thinks roaches are crap
but they haven’t spent a night smoking them out
under starlight eating corned beef hash and putting
the little roaches into jars. Har har. I can analyse
categorise, euthanise and pin them in my pin-up collection.
I am a scientist, an entomologist, call me what you will
I like roaches.
Roaches are good, roaches are cool, roaches look good on my wall.
killed in formaldehyde
found in your cupboard
by the water heater.
sending shivers down ya
the scientist will help ya!
Don’t yelp ya!
You’ll scare them away…
Material things get the better of us 