Dear God On High. Let it be known that ,
that you exist and that entreaties to thee exist also.
Let it be known that this is known as prayer.
Let it be known that there is only one way to take prayer.
Let it be that novices exist also, especially in their own minds.
Let it be that novices learn to discern prayers for hope from prayers of ignorance quickly.
And that you may grant boons to all, depending on your favour.
In Christs sake name and benevolent glory. Amen.