Man! They are so cool. They just lie there then remind you they require feeding!
I have found some pretty funny cat gifs on another WordPress Site here so I wanted to add a little poem of my own.
Funny , Strange, A Little Awkward
That’s what my cat thinks of me I am sure.
When he purrs and rubs past my ear
its clear what he wants, to be heard.
I try the best I can to reciprocate
with the master of the known universe,
but its already too late, He’s staring at my face
And I feel that same love I felt before
Of a life that’s mine to protect and serve.
I'm bilaterally deaf, schizophrenic, autistic, talented individual. I can see you thinking...What was his day job? Well, I am a qualified systems engineer and i worked in computers. To be honest I can't remember what I wrote in my bio which I deleted. I write I draw, It is my goal in life to be anything but facsimilia. I believe life is duodecimal, you live you die, dark. Some call this depression and indeed I am a depressive schizophrenic. To be something is a great thing-some call it drosophilae syndrome(to be studied), a term I coined myself. As I appreciate in words as I get older sometimes it helps to remember what it was like being a child with drosophilae syndrome where the other is to be seen. This is why I draw and write. 
I had a really hard laugh at the second line itself and so forgive you for the rest.
forgive?
Sorry, that word meant to highlight the praise on the said line and my dull attempt at being funny that has obviously fallen flat.