Scared of noises? Youu’ll be ready for all weather with new Rubber Goretex Massif Wellington Boots with white rubber silent soles. For the cautious Eco-Activist. Gather you test tubes and get ready…
Meanwhile…Its Tuesday, not an ordinary day, not an amazing one. Tuesday. T-T-T-T-T-T-Tuesday. T-uuuuuuuuus-dddddday
Its Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuuuuuuueeeeeeesssdddaaaayyyy!!!
Where are you? On the Bus? At Home? Got wifi? GPRS? cool.
Got tablet, phone?
money, wallet, credit cards?
Diners (International) Card?
Ready for your night out?
What’s it gonna be?
Pizza? Anyone? Pizza?
pizza.With barbeque sauce.
I don’t know what to write about tonight as you may have noticed I have nothing serious in mind except Autism and punk. These are TWO Internationally known words but I don’t actually know much about either of them except the basics.
.Above average intelligence.
Likes The Big Bang Theory..
I Don’t Know much really!
Watched episode 5 of the Harry Potter Series today. Isn’t it grown up? Wine anyone?
Ate dessert (twice) and shellfish and ham sandwiches. Ed. This blog is going seriously downhill fast.
What we need is a feature(ette)!
Peter Griffins Wife
The fat boy (the rude baby)
The talking dog (the rude baby)
The Quahog News presenter AND (the rude baby)
Southpark meets Two and Half Men in Quahog.
HA! (Ruby Wax) HA!
Robin Williams. He’s dead isn’t he? Yep! (applause)
Goooooood Morrrrrrning ViETnaaaam!
RIP Robin Williams.
(rude baby) Wouldn’t it be funny if Robin Williams got killed by environmental activists. I mean the irony. It would be ssweet, wouldn’t it be. SWEET. S-W-E-E-T!.
(talking BRIAN dog) He’s dead
(rude baby) Oh!
(kyle JewishSurname) Isn’t it funny that when..
(Cartman) SHUUUUUUUUUUT UP!
(Kyle Jewish surnname) Wha…
Cartman – Shut up you Jewish spunk fountain. Our listeners want more. more culture , more refinement. more…
Kyle JewishSurname – Shut up Cartman. Has your mom been telling you stories again?
Kenny- mmmm, mmmm,mmmm!
Tell me if I’m doing fine. Tell me. Telepathically – Over the Interweb thingy! OMMMM
I thought I was autistic…Turns out I was just lonely.
(AND A VERY NAUGHTY BOY)
And a very naughty boy.
Well you know I got my moves and my grooves on…
thats not punk that’s R&B.
TXT SPK IS BRNG
Well thats ten minutes reading (writing) How long will this take to read?
30 seconds, a minute. Well Worth It, (the cost of ADMISSION)
It’s free. ITS FREEE!! ItS TUESDAY!!!!!!!!! HURAHHHHH!
Some of my best friends are autistic?
Was that a question?
Was what a question?
When you put a question mark?
Well Nobody is going to like this sketch unless you drop your negative stereotypical views and begin reflecting the aspirations, cogent realities and values of your target audience!
Your target audience.
What’s a cogniting reality then?
Cogent. C-O-G-E-N-T.. It means clear, logical and convincing.
Not like reality then?
Since when has reality been clear, logical and convincing?
Like when you got your drivers license?
Was that a question?
was what a question?
Like when you got your driving license?
LIKE WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE. THAT WAS CLEAR LOGICAL AND CONVINCING?
yes I suppose?
Well let’s do a sketch about that.
What about autism?
What about punk?
Collected SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY CAST – Shut UP Kenny!
We need paper…
And a pen…
Why? To write it down…
Our plan for a sketch show..
And then when we’ve got it. Yeah
We’ll post it to the BBC and ITV and Channel 4
Yeah. And Well have our own sketch show. yeah.
Called MASHITUP! Yeah!
MASHITUP, YEAH! COOL!
to be continued…