You’re there when I turn on the TV
Someone’s always talking about things I see
And David Attenborough is there again telling me how animals grow
It’s like ‘How it Works’ for grownups but I am getting old
There’s no more time and no refunds for my license fee
The BBC, the BBC, the BBC, Always coming , coming at me
There’s Rusty Lee but she was from the other side
Don’t turn to three Luke. Use the force Luke. Use the BBC
The One Show is welcoming like Middle School parties
when the girls sit opposite the boys and the popular ones get to dance
Why does the BBC ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL SO CRAP?
It’s not like I want to work for them or anything
But..Why did you apply for a Job as production apprentice then?
Why I was dreaming about my day and how I would like to spend it
Or I was seduced by the thought of all the girls swooning at my employer’s name.
And the radio is just the same to smart, too clever and never complaining
I think all those who work at the BBC have doughnuts in their brains and I want one too.
The BBC, The BBC, Always perfect, always funny NOT LIKE ME, NOT LIKE ME.Please take me…