I’d like To Donate

dONATE

Man1: I’d like to donate fifty thousand dollars to your cause!

CharityMan: Can you form an orderly queue, please.

Man1: Sorry. Can I speak to you? I want to donate fifty thousand dollars to your cause!

CharityMan: Yeah What do you want?

Man1: I’d like to donate fifty thousand dollars to your cause!

CharityMan: Fifty thousand what?

Man1: Fifty thousand dollars.

CharityMan: Oh No. We don’t take dollars. Did you hear that Bren? This man wants to give us fifty thousand dollars! Cheek!

Man1.: Well what will you take then? Euros, Pound Sterling, Japanese Yen, French Francs, Robert Ne Niros?

CharityMan: Robert De Niros?

Man1: Yes. Robert De Niros. Cheerios (signals to tipper lorry reversing to the street edge.Pumps fist to signal; release of Cheerios. Fifty tonnes of Cheerios bury the street charity vendor and the man.)

CharityMan: No we don’t take those.

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