Harrumph Hump said the Elephlump.
It’s five in the morning. What time do you call this?
Well, I thought you would like breakfast in bed.
Oh that’s nice but I really need my sleep
Oh, but your egg will get cold. And your coffee.
Oh, look I am going back to sleep. You eat it.
Oh OK. Have a good sleep
Harrumph Hump said the Lele flump and turned over in the bed.
It’s always the same for an aleph lump
people trying to please ya
even when you have done nothing notable
there are people in the woodwork who are kind to you
doing this and that, saying nice things…
The dream fairies are now back in control and wondering which way to direct the dream machine
One is starting to extrude from the nozzle
I see Tinky Winky and Po and Treasure Island, Oomplumpas and a chocolate sea
Oh the dream whisk wind machine is starting up
Where will the dream end up with purple clouds and yellow
suns. Maybe this dream will be one to write down. Will it be lucid?
Lions and zebras are taking to the plains in a new dream which one will hold?
Oh I see a new dream oh now the machine is broken again that’s just goo
Oh, goo is OK now is it? OK, let’s go with it. Goo, goo and more goo
This is gong to be a sticky one I can tell.
The Dream elves fall asleep and the dark castle on the hill is visible before the fog. Someone lets out a scream
Sorry, the wrong dream said a dream Elf sheepishly.
This egg is tasty. Why didn’t I make it for myself? That fat cow never is hungry. Ungrateful bitch.
Why do elephants have it so easy?