David Dewar, I wish I knew yer
I am sitting at home all alone
in front of my computer
Oh, David Dewar, I wish I knew yer.
You could read my palms for me, then you could
read me the psalms in correct order
David Dewar, I wish I knew ya
City are playing and my mind is racing
bring me a tablet and beer. And I’ll see ya, David Dewar.
David Dewar, I wish I knew yer.
I called my Dad today and he’s too busy
maybe we could get together and izzy wizzy
Let’s get busy David Dewar.
Dear David Dewar, I think this poem is lacking some feeling
What it needs is some explosions and meaning to knock on
everyday’s door and to blow it off its hinges David Dewar
Oh David Dewar come and talk some sense into me
If there is a light then just let it shine David Dewar
And let it be my guide, David Dewar, until I’m sorted out
on the inside David Dewar.
You can be my Goliath David Dewar, flattening the
crass and stupid, intimidating and lucid David Dewar.
Be My Dog David Dewar.
Be My Dog.
We can’t have any more good times David Dewar
We are too old and can read between the lines
of gossip, rumour and lies. nothing is a surprise.
Unless it’s a nasty one DavidDewar.
What would you prescribe David Dewar to a forty-something nothing
David Dewar. Wait A minute! I can second guess ya.
Walking is good and you get to meet people.
Jogging is the same, gets you outside and breathing the fresh air!
How am I doing David Dewar? Am I on the right track?
Talk to the women down at the local shops and find out what’s happening
Buy a paper and read all about it.
Don’t go shoplifting
Don’t start a criminal racket selling dusters at £5 a packet.
Don’t eat too much and take regular exercise.
Try and eat three of your five a day of fruit and vegetables
Only gamble in moderation
and spend what you can afford.
Talk to a bloke in the street, talk to all the people you meet
become a yes man and bid goodbye to no
Care for a creature so that in turn it cares for you.
Write to a prisoner on death row or volunteer for no dough
your payment will be the reward of giving.
How am I doing David Dewar? Does this sound familiar?
Don’t waste your money on labels when own brand is cheaper
Don’t go out for drinks buy them at the supermarket
Stop smoking and take up exercise.
Change your underwear every day, wear deoderant twice a day
brush your teeth twice a day, lift the toilet seat when you go. replace it afterwards.
Brush the dust from between the keys of your laptop
wipe stains off the carpet at once, Put stains in to soak.
Seperate cooked and raw meats in the fridge. Don’t eat too much bread, or anything that
tastes good to you. Everything is best enjoyed in moderation.
Are you getting bored David Dewar. I know I am and I’m just scratching the iceberg mate.
Say something David Dewar, Say something.
Oh you don’t want to be late. Sorry David Dewar.
Why Did I apologise, Why did I ask you? David Dewar.
Are you are saint David Dewar? A politician David Dewar?
Or am I just stupid David Dewar for believing that you could give me some life advice David Dewar. I think this discussion has reached the end. You can’t reply to my question
Because your a figment of my imagination.