The Making Of A Demon

The Making of a Demon

A Short Story by Andrew Watkins

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Time for baby’s milk.

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Time for baby’s lie down.

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Time for baby’s play.

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Time for baby’s dinner.

Repeat x(1000)

Tiny was lying on his bed fully clothed and asleep. His face was buried in his hands and he was crying. In his dreams, he was lying on his bed and he was fully clothed and awake. His face was buried in his hands and he was crying. Fully dreaming he was lying fully clothed on his bed and he was awake. His face was buried in his hands and he was crying.

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Time for dinner Tiny, five minutes, OK?

OK Mom!

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(Sitting down at the dinner table)

Don’t play with your food Tiny, only stupid people do that.

Don’t play with your food Tiny, only stupid people do that.

Don’t play with your food Tiny, How many times do I have to tell you.

Don’t play with your food Tiny, only stupid people do that.

Do you want to watch television?

First help with the washing up.

First help with the washing up.

First help with the washing up.

Now, what do you want to watch?

You like Last Of The Summer Wine

You like Last Of The Summer Wine

You like Last Of The Summer Wine

You like Last Of The Summer Wine

OK Mom!

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Do you want squash, Tiny?

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

Now be quiet and watch the television

Now be quiet and watch the television

Now be quiet and watch the television

Now be quiet and watch the television

Now be quiet and watch the television

Time for bed now, clean your teeth.

Time for bed now, clean your teeth.

Time for bed now, clean your teeth.

Time for bed now, clean your teeth.

Night, Night, Night Turn out the Light

Night, Night, Night Turn out the Light

Night, Night, Night Turn out the Light

Repeat (3000 times)

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Time for mothers’s milk.

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Time for mothers’s lie down.

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Time for mothers’s play.

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Time for mothers’s dinner.

Repeat x(1000)

Mother was lying on her bed fully clothed and asleep. Heris face was buried in her hands and she was crying. In her dreams, she was lying on her bed and she was fully clothed and awake. Her face was buried in her hands and she was crying. Fully dreaming she was lying fully clothed on her bed and she was awake. Her face was buried in her hands and she was crying.

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Time for dinner Mother, five minutes, OK?

OK Son!

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(Sitting down at the dinner table)

Don’t play with your food Mother, only stupid people do that.

Don’t play with your food Mother, only stupid people do that.

Don’t play with your food Mother, How many times do I have to tell you.

Don’t play with your food Mother, only stupid people do that.

Do you want to watch television?

First help with the washing up.

First help with the washing up.

First help with the washing up.

Now, what do you want to watch?

You like Last Of The Summer Wine

You like Last Of The Summer Wine

You like Last Of The Summer Wine

You like Last Of The Summer Wine

OK Son!

AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!

AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!

AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!

AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!

AAAARRRRHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!

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Do you want squash, Mother?

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

You know where it is make one of for all of us. Coffee for me.

Now be quiet and watch the television

Now be quiet and watch the television

Now be quiet and watch the television

Now be quiet and watch the television

Now be quiet and watch the television

Time for bed now, clean your teeth.

Time for bed now, clean your teeth.

Time for bed now, clean your teeth.

Time for bed now, clean your teeth.

Night, Night, Night Turn out the Light

Night, Night, Night Turn out the Light

Night, Night, Night Turn out the Light

Repeat (3000 times)

The End

 

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