It’s hard so put it in your gob and suck
Who knows you might like a little fuck
I get what I want and I want it badly
So go ahead and be my lady.
Somewhere over the rainbow lies my buffed sailor fellow
He is dressed in gold edible paint and iced cream dressing
which needs removing by me before we begin moving
Charlie Dance of Love Be my fellow again and gain and again.
Who know what celebrities get up to behind closed doors
Does Olly Murs purr with delight as his fancy is tickled every night
Does Britney get speared? Does Allen get the Lilly plated?
Am I getting lost up my own Johnathan Ross?
They fill out Hyde park, Big House In the Country
But when the boys from Blur get naked,
they do it with skittles up their arses and hands
that are groping are not kept wanting in my dreams.
When One Direction Want To Fuck
They post a tweet in a secret code
Black for Anal, Blue for twins, And a #1
For a blowjob and your name in their Christmas Book