Was It Raining?

Brolly

Some of the things people say to you, I thought I’d share a few of the ones I have experienced with you, dear reader.

I say: I’m an artist, As an artist…

They say: Piss artist more like

I say: I like to draw guns

They say: So you can sell them to IsiS?

I say: I like Picasso’s use of chiaroscuro…

They say: I like a Cornetto, Do you like Cornetto?

I say: I worked hard at realism in this one

They say: Is that a tree? (of a tree)

I say: Vibrant colours

They say: Nothing! but take down your picture and put up their own.

I say: I think this is Lowryesque…

They say: Stick people, you mean stick people don’t you?

I say: I went to an art gallery on Sunday…

They say: Was it raining?

I say: I have his book (of the artist who drew their favorite painting)

They say: Nothing but stare at you as if you were some sort of spoilsport.

I say: (of their favorite prized possession painting) I really like artists name.

They say: Nothing but stare at you as if you were some sort of spoilsport.

I say: It reminds me of Jake and Dinos Chapmans work with Miniature lead soldiers (of a giant roadworks in miniature at Dismaland).

They say: Its three pounds to get in.

For more Artistry, Words, Pictures and Music check out my blog andrewmmwatkins.wordpress.com

Published by Andrew Mark Watkins

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